This are letters from junior high school students to God in New York. Relax, don't take this serious, ay?

1. Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? - Lucy
2. Dear God,
Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma3. Dear God,
In stead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you got now? - Jane
4. Dear God,
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church, is that OK? - Neil

5. Dear God,
In Bible times, did they really talk that fancy? Jennifer

6. Dear God,
I am an American, what are you? - Robert,

7. Dear God,
Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Joyce
8. Dear God,
Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. -Ginny

9. Dear God,
If we come-back-as-something-please-don't-let-me-bejennifer-Horton-because-I-hate-her. Denise

10. Dear God,
If you give me genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set. Raphael

11. Dear God,
Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year. - Peter

12. Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kiss each so much if they had their won rooms, It works with my brother. - Larry

13. Dear God,
I want to be jsut like my Daddy when I grow big but not with so much hair all over. - Sam
14. Dear God,
I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don't forget. - Mark

15. Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways. - Dean

16. Dear God,
I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions. - Ruth M.

17. Dear God,
I think about you sometimes even when I'm not praying. -Elliott

18. Dear God,
I bet it is very hard foryou to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan

19. Dear God,
If you watch in church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes. Mickey

20 . Dear God,
I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE 900 YEARS LIKE BIBLE. Love, Chris

21. Dear God,
We read Thos. Edison made light but in SUN. school they said you did it. So i bet he stoled your idea. Sincerely, Donna

22.. Dear God,
If you let the dinasor not exstinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing. - Jonathan

23. Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well I just want you to know but I am not just saying that because you are God. Charles

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